10 Ways To Try To Save Your Reputation After Ejecting Out Of Your Skis On A Green Circle Under The Chairlift

First off, my thoughts and prayers are with you during this deeply cringy time. Not to worry though, only your entire reputation on the mountain is at stake. Here are a few surefire ways to make you into a badass once again:

• Funnel A Beer Straight Out Of A Ski Boot

• Wear A Leather Jacket With Flames On It

• Hire A Stunt Double To Eat The World’s Hottest Pepper And Do A Backflip Off A Barstool At Après

• Get Video Of You Skiing Down A Black Diamond With That Leather Jacket On And Stream It On A Projector In The Lodge For Everyone

• Bench Press 300 lbs. Next To The Lift Line So Everyone Sees It

• Saying “I Meant To Do That” Sometimes Works

• Walk Around With A Bald Eagle On Your Shoulder

• Join The Olympics And Come Back With A Gold Medal (this could take a few years)

• Wrestle A Grizzly Bear On Skis

• Put Shades On And Have The Top Gun Theme Song Play Whenever You Walk Into The Lodge

If none of these things work, go to the store and buy yourself a camouflage jacket and blend in as much as possible on the slopes until people forget.